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Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
A Man Went Into A Pet Shop

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot. He Was Shown An Especially Fine One Which He Liked The Look Of, But He Was Puzzled By The Two Strings Which Were Tied To Its Feet. "What Are They For? " He Asked The Pet Shop Manager. "Ah Well, Sir, " Came The Reply, "Thats A Very Unusual Feature Of This Particular Parrot. You See, Hes A Trained Parrot, Sir, He Used To Be In The Circus.

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Aqal Bari Hai Ya Bhens

Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens.

Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho

Phlay dono ka date of birth btao

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Bakra ibah karr raha

Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha Jab zibah karnay laga
To confuse ho giya kai parhna kiya hay?
Ek lamha sochnay kai baad churi chalatay huway josh se bola
HaPpY bIrThDaY t0 u

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Meeday Ki Maa

Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..

Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.

Ustad Ji: Ye "M" Hai, Is Se Maa Ata Hai
Jese Tumhari Maa..

Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai..

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Meri Bakri

Ek Laal Gulab Ko Dekh Ker Teri Yaad Aa Gai..

Wah Wah,,,

Ek Laal Gulab Ko Dekh Ker Teri Yaad Aa Gai..

Is Se Pehly K Me Inhen Kharidta Yaar,

Unhen Meri Bakri Kha Gai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
djuu6

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
makhi

Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
jalse

Pone 2 Saal Pehle Humari Mulakat Imran Khan K Jalse Mein Hoi Aaj hum Mian Bivi Hain Ab Joriyan Asmano Pe Nai Imran K Jalson Mein Banti Hain… Shukaria Imran Khan….

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan

2009 Ka zalim SmS
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Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
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PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab dalay ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Gas Ho Gaye Hai

Patient: Doctor sahib mere pait

me bht gas ho gye hai

Doctor: Ahista bolo

Government ne sun liya to char

din ke liye bund ker denge. ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Murghi k neik bachay

aik murghi ne 5 anday(eggs) diye or dua mangi kay bachay naik niklen
kuch dino baad bachay niklay
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pehla namaz parhta hoa..
doosra tasbeeh parhta hoa.
teesra wuzoo krta hoa.
chotha naat parhta hoa.
panchva nai nikla to murghi pareshan ho gai...aur dua karnay lagi to anday se awaz ai ami main aitkaf main betha hua hoon.

by Kamran Hassan Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sara pani geela ho gia

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

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