School and College; 1241 Jokes

Exams Song

"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..

Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..

Thaka Thaka Jo Feel Kare Wo Ja K Thora Juice Gatak Le..

Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..

Bas Aaj Ki Baat Hy Kal Se Wohi Syape Hen..

Ji Bhar K Chaap Lo Na Facebook Na Goole Hen..

Center Me Apna Raaj Hai Darny Ki Kiya Baat Hai..

Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai..

Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
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Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
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Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Bhai Jaan

Exam Me Ek Larki Larky Se:
"Excuse Me Bhai Jaan."

Larka Ghusse Se:
Paper Ny Pehly Hi Pagal Kiya Hua Hai,
Ek Tum Confuse Kerny Aa Gain,
Ya Bhai Kaho
Ya Jaan Kaho.. ;-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Ijazat

Teacher:
Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye??

Pappu:
Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Student Ka Masumana Sawal

Ek Student Ka Masumana Sawal..

Kitab Kholny Se Jo Neend Aati Hai

Wo

Mobile Kholtay Hi Q Urr Jati Hai..? :-D :-)

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Tareeka

Miss: Batao Wo Kon Sa Tareeka Hai
Jis Se Sawal Jaldi Hal Ho Jata Hai.??


Pathan: Miss Naqal Ker K.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Height of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck
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Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
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Student: Who, Me?
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Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)

by lescol (last year!)
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do

Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.

Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:
Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.

Baap:
Puttar Teri Marzi,
Ya Aenj Rul,
Ya O'nj Rul..;-p

by lescol (last year!)
MagerMach

Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

by lescol (last year!)
2 din ki zindagi

Kisi Danishwar Ne Sach Kaha Hy K,
Zindagi Do Din Ki Hy…!
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Saturday and Sunday
Baqi Din To Banda Zaleel Hota Hy.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
nasha

Sweet memories of College Days
Your Class
Your Friends
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Just open your MARK SHEET
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Aaj pehli bar

Teacher: Aaj pehli bar tum class mein

baaten ker rahey ho, Humesha

tum nazren jhuka ke mere lecture sunte thy.

Madam: Aaj Mera SMS package khatam ho gaya hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Main teri Maa Hoti

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
jawad

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)
Kid rocked

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

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