School and College; 1235 Jokes

Height of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck
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Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
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Student: Who, Me?
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Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)

by lescol (few months ago!)
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do

Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.

Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:
Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.

Baap:
Puttar Teri Marzi,
Ya Aenj Rul,
Ya O'nj Rul..;-p

by lescol (few months ago!)
MagerMach

Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

by lescol (last year!)
2 din ki zindagi

Kisi Danishwar Ne Sach Kaha Hy K,
Zindagi Do Din Ki Hy…!
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Saturday and Sunday
Baqi Din To Banda Zaleel Hota Hy.

by @irha@ (last year!)
nasha

Sweet memories of College Days
Your Class
Your Friends
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Just open your MARK SHEET
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Aaj pehli bar

Teacher: Aaj pehli bar tum class mein

baaten ker rahey ho, Humesha

tum nazren jhuka ke mere lecture sunte thy.

Madam: Aaj Mera SMS package khatam ho gaya hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Main teri Maa Hoti

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
jawad

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)
Kid rocked

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
William Cheater

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Jawani or Burhapa

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Dad to son

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
William kaamchor

The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Time will Pass

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Student to Watchman

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

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