Meeday Ki Maa

Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..

Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.

Ustad Ji: Ye "M" Hai, Is Se Maa Ata Hai
Jese Tumhari Maa..

Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai..

by Pak101.com (last year!) / 107 views
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