Meeday Ki Maa
Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..
Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??
Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.
Ustad Ji: Ye "M" Hai, Is Se Maa Ata Hai
Jese Tumhari Maa..
Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
Batao Ye Kiya Hai??
Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views
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