Meri Bakri

Ek Laal Gulab Ko Dekh Ker Teri Yaad Aa Gai..

Wah Wah,,,

Ek Laal Gulab Ko Dekh Ker Teri Yaad Aa Gai..

Is Se Pehly K Me Inhen Kharidta Yaar,

Unhen Meri Bakri Kha Gai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (last year!) / 125 views
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