Marriage; 896 Jokes

shadi ke baad

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun
gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

by @irha@ (last year!)
Women

If you marry one woman,
she will fight with u
But if you marry with 2 women
They will fight for u.
Think different Add Wife Have life

by @irha@ (last year!)
shadi mubarak

JUmma mubarak
Ramadan muBarak
Eid mUbarak
Tum LOg mujee kb kaho ge
Shadi mUbarak :p

by @irha@ (last year!)
:( :(

My Wife: Ahmed ki Dulhan kitne khubsoorat hai na?
Me: Yes buhut khobsoorat hai.
Wife: Sharam karain.
Me: -.- :(

by @irha@ (last year!)
Din kam

98 years old man married to 18 years girl.
Media asked girl:
Aapne inme shadi ke liye kiya dekha??
Girl: Ek toh inki income aur
dorse inke din come

by @irha@ (last year!)
Husband

Marriage is a relationship
in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

by @irha@ (last year!)
chaey

Me is liye achi chaye
nai banati ke kaheen
larkey wale haan na karden

by @irha@ (last year!)
single

Single is not a status
It is a word that best describes a
person who is strong enough
to live and enjoy life without
depending on others !!

by @irha@ (last year!)
What happened

When you are in love
wonders happen
But once you get married
you wonder, what happened

by @irha@ (last year!)
happy life

A happy life is not about chasing a man,
or even having a man,
but about being the best woman you can be

by @irha@ (last year!)
Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage Lottery ke
tarah hote hai.
Lag gye toh lag gaye
.
.
.
.
Warna lag gaye

by @irha@ (last year!)
shadi

Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

by @irha@ (last year!)
:o

Larki: Jan_E_Man Mujhe Ayse Propose Karo Jaise Aj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kia Ho . . . . . Larka: Kamini Zaleel I Love you Mujh Se Shadi Kar K Mujhe Tabah Kar Dey Beghairat….

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
why should :p

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
boy friend

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

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