Marriage; 901 Jokes

Police officer attempts to stop a car

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" -

by Pak101.com (a month ago!)
Dada or dadi ne

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
.
unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
.
dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
.
Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
.
Ammi ne jane nai diya

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Husband confuse hogaya

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogaya
Ke biwi se kia bolon!!
.
Akhir wo bola
.
Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Boyfriend Before Marriage

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
shadi ke baad

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun
gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Women

If you marry one woman,
she will fight with u
But if you marry with 2 women
They will fight for u.
Think different Add Wife Have life

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
shadi mubarak

JUmma mubarak
Ramadan muBarak
Eid mUbarak
Tum LOg mujee kb kaho ge
Shadi mUbarak :p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
:( :(

My Wife: Ahmed ki Dulhan kitne khubsoorat hai na?
Me: Yes buhut khobsoorat hai.
Wife: Sharam karain.
Me: -.- :(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Din kam

98 years old man married to 18 years girl.
Media asked girl:
Aapne inme shadi ke liye kiya dekha??
Girl: Ek toh inki income aur
dorse inke din come

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Husband

Marriage is a relationship
in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
chaey

Me is liye achi chaye
nai banati ke kaheen
larkey wale haan na karden

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
single

Single is not a status
It is a word that best describes a
person who is strong enough
to live and enjoy life without
depending on others !!

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
What happened

When you are in love
wonders happen
But once you get married
you wonder, what happened

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
happy life

A happy life is not about chasing a man,
or even having a man,
but about being the best woman you can be

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

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