Politics; 174 Jokes

NAWAZ SHAREEF

FAQEERNI:(dosri se)main shadi usse kron gi jo
dako hoga
jhota hoga
qatil hoga
lutera hoga
or 1 number ka lotera or harami hoga
(DOSRI FAQEERNI)
O HO Zaat di faqeerni te khawab NAWAZ SHAREEF de

by FAROOQ BALOCH (last year!)
tabdili

Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,

Pathan: Acha to Phir apna

number likh k dikhao,


<(',')
/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala

Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Sardar

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . . Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey. . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
MQM

Tumhari *Namaz… *Roza… Aur… *Qurbani… Sirf aur sirf…! *ALLAH* Ke liye hein… Magar Yaad rakho…! Khaal sirf aur sirf *=MQM=* ke liye hai…

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Zardari tax 20%

easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
Enjoy for Miss calls only

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
President Asif Zardari

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt
Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,
Or kaha
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...
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Quaid-E-Azam

1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki
Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou
Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny Laluji Teen Mahine

Funny Laluji Teen Mahine Obama Ke Paas Engish Ki
Training Lekar India Aaye Ek Din Unhe Ek Call
Aaya. Laluji Bole Who Is Speaking?. Jawab Tha Hum
Sasura Obama Bol Raha Hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko Shaadi Se Pehle
Love Letter Likha:
Dear Kasturba I Love You,Tumhare Bapu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Manmohan Singh

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lalu to rabri

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar
kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne
eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke
ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hitler during his speech:

Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my
dictionary.”
Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bill gates

Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business
WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek gaoun main bote mangne

Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1
budhiya se bole-mata g cycle ka dhyan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bush se training le ker..

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR
VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"
BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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