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I have the perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
.
Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Tum late kion aye ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
3 lagaen

1 sardar p.c.o gia or jate hi shopkepar ko 3 thapaar mare kiun mare?

Shop par likha tha number dail karne se pehle 3 lagaen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
juta

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Maa

Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?


Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

kese bataun?...:-0

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
chota sa

Pathan hospital k bahar zor zor se ro raha tha,

Kisi ny poocha k q ro rahy ho?

Pathan :

20 saal k baad beta paida hua wo bhi

chota sa...:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan

PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe
.
Pathan bola
baba Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia hAi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Larki Apni Dadi Se

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi
jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty
hain
.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi
usi raste se roz bazar jata hon, Mujhe
to koi nahi chairta

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch dedijiye.

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de
dijiye.
Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi
salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?
Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tumhare Abbu ka

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
.

.
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Bacho ke bap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say
to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char
Bacchon ki Maa` .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye
Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife and husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming
home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Son to mom

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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