Animal; 711 Jokes

3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

Inspectr:
Tm Murghion ko kya dety ho?

Pathan:Bajra

Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him.

Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.?

2nd pathan:Rice

Inspector:Tm B ghalat ho.
Arrest him

3rd pathan ghabra k bola:
hm to sb Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hai jis ka jo dil chahe kha le.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!

2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
MURGA TO MURGI. . I love u jaan.

MURGA TO MURGI.
.
I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?

Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh asked a Parrot

Sheikh asked a Parrot:

“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

Parrot said:

“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
O Budhe rukmuje tra khun pina ha

Sher: O Budhe rukmuje tra khun pina ha

Budha kisi jawan admi ka piyo

Uska khun garam hoga

Sher: nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
What Was That

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
.
.
.

.

.

.
Fast Food

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
One Day Dog Dancing Madly

One Day Dog Dancing Madly
On The Merage Of Lion

Lion Ask:
Y R U Dancing Madly

Dog Said:
I Am Also Lion Before Merrage

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Africa K Janglat May

Africa K Janglat May
1 Wild Life Team Research Karnay Gae.

Ghaat Lagay 1 Sher Ne
Un Pe Hamla Krdia Aur Sab Kø
Khä Kär Wo Aakhri Aurat Ki Tarf Barha Aur Achank
Us K Pairon Main Gir K Haath Jor K Kehne Laga..
Meray Pait May Bohat Dard Horha Hai,

Koi Totka To Batado Zubaida Aapa.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi

1 Makhi Ki Halat Bht Khrab Thi,
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai

Doctor:
Kya Hua?

Makhi:
Bas 1 Memon Ki Chai Me Gir Gai Thi
Ullu K Patthy Ne Chos Chos K Bura Haal Kr Dia.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Khargosh 1 Lohaar Ko Tang Krta Tha

1 Khargosh 1 Lohaar Ko Tang Krta Tha

Roz Lohaar Ki Dukan P Jata Or Kehta:
GAJAR Hai?

Lohaar Inkar Kar Deta.

1 Din Lohaar Ko Ghussa Aya
Aur Us Ne Khargosh K Dant Torr Diye.

Phir

Phir Kya…

Agley Din
Khargosh Aya
Aur Bola:

GAJAR KA JUICE HAI

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

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