Animal; 711 Jokes

Kamzoor kutte

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor
q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2
DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Zubaida appppaaaa

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein
Takleef Hoti Hy??
.
.
.
To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K
Nadan Totkay :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chuhe ne

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar
Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya
Kyuki Wo Suit
MaLLika Shearwat Ka tha...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
munna or

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji
kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan
Khan thay!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Angel and a Devil

Angle Said:
I Can’t Be Everywhere To Help U..
So I Created MOTHER…

Devil Replied: Me Too Can’t Be Everywhere.. So I Created
MOTHER-IN-LAW

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar and hen

A sardar was giving with hot water to his hen,
A man asked him that why you are doing this?
sardar replies that now hen will give me boiled eggs

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek choha sharab ke glass main

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rabbit

Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five
rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you
have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher:
That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No,
Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit
at home!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Swallowed

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek choha shrab ke galass main

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Germs...

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the
people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Zookeeper and three boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near
the lions' cage and asks them their names and
what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Frog learning foreign language.

Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!


Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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