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Lawaris bandar

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kuch to pehan lo

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Who r u?

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
larkih Oh my GOD

Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya

larkih Oh my GOD

Pathan:Hum aisy he utarta hai..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Yell for Help

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Two Blond Girls on the Train

Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.

One of the blond girls whispers to the other 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!'

'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the other blonde replies.

Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?'

The first blonde says to the second 'Who's stupid now?

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Hitting a Wall

Q: Why does a cement wall break to pieces when a blonde hits it with their head?

A: The smartest one gives up first.

by Kamran (few years ago!)
CHHOTU - Sab log mujhe GOD samajhne lage hai

CHHOTU - Sab log mujhe GOD samajhne lage hai

MOTU - Tuhe kaise pata?

CHHOTU - Aaj main park gaya to sab kehne lage - Oh god, yahan bhi pahunch gaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Group Of Elephants

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them Then A Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!! 3600-2400-3600.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mouse To Elephant

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant: “Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney Ga Kya ??”

Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola

Daba De Salay Ko
Me Bhi Aa Raha Hon…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mosquitoes Have Been Biting

Mosquitoes Have Been Biting Sardar For The Whole Night
He Got Irritated
Stood Up Drank Poison And Said…
Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maro Gay!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein

Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Gha?

Jeetey Jo Marzi
Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin

Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Tiger Killed A Sardar

A Tiger Killed A Sardar In The Zoo
A Man Asked Y Did U Killed Sardar?

Tiger: Or Nai To Kya..
Sala Kab Se Keh Rha Tha
Itni Bari Billi Wo0oeeen Itni Bari Bili

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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