Military; 33 Jokes

Sardar



Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Tell me major

Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d
hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa foj main bharti hua

santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....
santa ki topi per goli lagi....
santa ne hathyaar phenk diye
aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi
hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Navy ke kam

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?
Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai,
to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nou jawano age berho

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve
number

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Major Rohail

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr
bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka
board lagaya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Naujawano agge berho

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve
num pe

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Bomb Blast

1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha: “O God! Mera Hath Urh Gaya”

Pathan: Hoasla Karo
Mat Roo, Daikho Us Aadmi
Ka Sar Urh Gaya Hai, Wo B To Chup Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
There's a bomb

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three
days, you can keep it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar fog main berhti hua

1 Sardar Foj Me Barti Hua
2 Din Bad Jung Shuru Hogai.
Sardar Ki Topi Par Goli Lagi,
Sardar Hathyar Phaink K Bhag Gya Or Bola
Aqalmand K Liye Ishara Kafi Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Srdar in FireBarged.

Srdar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.
Srdar: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.
Srdar:
Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar and Bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar or bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aqal ki had

jang may pathan nay bullet proof jacket ki jaga
machar dani pahan rakhi thee ....kisi nay pocha kio
g pathan bola jis may say machar nahy guzar sakta
goli kaisy guzary ga ,,,,,,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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