Bakra ibah karr raha
Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha Jab zibah karnay laga
To confuse ho giya kai parhna kiya hay?
Ek lamha sochnay kai baad churi chalatay huway josh se bola
HaPpY bIrThDaY t0 u
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 553 views
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