Animal; 711 Jokes

Bakri ne anda dia

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pagal Dentist Se

Pagal Dentist Se:

Kia Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Letey Ho?

Dr: Nahi.

Pagal: Me To Nikal Leta Hun.

Dr: Wo Kese?

Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…..:-p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
CROSS THE ROAD... TURKEY

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY

Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?
A: So he could get spanked.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
CROSS THE ROAD... REDNECK

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other
side.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
aek pthan

aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny dost sy kaha mein aj apni wife ko kiss kr ky aya hoo
to us ka dost bola usy to mein ny bhi kiss ki to pthan bola pehly to mein ki thi na...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Lion. O budhe ruk

Lion- O budhia ruk, mujhe tera khooon peena hi.
Budhia- lion bhai kisi javan ladki ka pio uska khoon
garam hoga,
Lion-nahi aaj mera COLDDRINK pine ka man hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa bakri le ker bus main chadha

Santa bakri leker bus me chadha is baat pe cndctor
ne use dhakka maar k bahar kar diya.santa bola-
Agar mere sath ladies sawari na hoti to phir mai
tujhe batata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ghora race

Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,
kisi ne poocha:
Santa apka ghora konsa hai?
Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu
agay laya hoya ae.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Buhat sari makhian

Major Rohail: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,
Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai.
Waiter: Hukam karen sir! Aap kitni bardasht kr
sakte hy?
Baki ko bahar nekal dun ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bakri ne anda

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rakhwali k.liye kutta

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte
Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Phatan or Gadha

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Daad and son

Dad:"Give me ur Mobile
for a
Minute..
.
Son:"Wait dad, Let me
Switch it
on..
.
Gf Pic delete,
Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received
delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Memory Card Format..
.
Son:"Here it is.
.
Dad:"Thanx I Just want
to see the
time..
.
Son:"Daaaad..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Height of Irritati0n

Mom; Can You Get Me A Drink ?

Me; Cola Or Pepsi ?

Mom; Cola

Me; Normal Or Diet ?

Mom; Normal

Me; Can Or Bottle ?

Mom; Bottle

Me; 1L Or 0.5l ?

Mom; Screw It Give Me Water .-.

Me; Normal Or Carbonated ?

Mom; NORMAL !!!

Me; Warm Or Cold ?

Mom; Get Out !

Me; Now Or Later ?

Mom; Im Going To Kill You ! .-.

Me; With A Knife Or Gun ?

Mom; GUN !

Me; In The Head Or Body ?

Mom; YOU KNOW WHAT I LL GET IT MY SELF N0W GET LOST

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

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