Sports; 92 Jokes

football stadium..

Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni
gol Krenge?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Extreme Height of Positivity:
Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay
k Out ho Gaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
After the 2nd test match

After the 2nd test match, Michael
Clarke's mother called him and
said:
Beta, thoda Paani laa de... Tere
karan subah se hichki aa rahi
hain... Pura India yaad kar raha
hai mujhe'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
This is a race

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run
Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5
Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure
Hota Hy,
Kya?
.
SOCHO,
.
Yehi K,
YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main

Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main Shirt Sirf Main
Hi Utar sakta Hoon.
MS Dhoni: Kya Karoon Dariyadili Kaam Nahi Aayi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is name of ur car

Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Afridi ne 6 mara.

2 charsi cricket match dekh rhay thy.
Afridi ne 6 mara.
Pehla charsi: Wah kiya goal kia hay.
Dusra charsi: Bewaquf goal is me nhi, cricket me
hota hay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar. cricket khel ker aya

sardar:Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
kanjar ne out kar dia!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bwtsman LBW hua

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hamara dog football khelta hai

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The caption ofvteam

The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for
thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
playing cheas

Santa & Banta playin chess... Santa:chal yaar...ab
band karte hain...... Banta:haan thik he...vaise bhi
mera ek haati aur tera ek ghoda hi to bacha he!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was playing chess

santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent
hai....
santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yenis ke bare main

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy
Ziada Janta hun.
Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich
kinnay Moray honday ne.:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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