Entertainment; 4091 Jokes

set

If you like someone, set them free.

If they come back, it means nobody liked them.

Set them free again.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan ny Medical Store

Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,

Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."

Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?

Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,

Dawa pe likha hai,

"Sugar Free"

Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
machis ki tili

Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

2nd jalai, na jali.

3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)"

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhaira karna hai?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
lady doctor

Lady Doctor Pathan se :

Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q

ghoortay ho?


Pathan :

Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,

"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Bus conductor

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
pathan

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Jo cheez urti h

Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai

Aur

Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.

Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?


Pathan : Air hostess...:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Aawaz niche

Wikipedia: I know everything

Google: I have everything

Facebook: I know everybody

Internet: without me u r no body
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Electricity: Awaaz Niche.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
exit

Definition of EX

EX means thanks for the EXperience

your time has EXpired

now EXit my life

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Meezan

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. .

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
light

Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAz
Jaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy

(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
fall in love

March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

The Human Brain is awesome

it functions 24 hours a day

from the day we are born

and only stops when

we are taking an exam

or

Fall in love

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
pakistan :P

In USA after rain,

the water disappears in 5 mins.

In Pakistan, afer rain,

the Road disappears in 5 mins.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
pehchan

Pathan Apni Maa Sy: Ami Kya Ap ne Mujhe Paida Hone Sy Pehle Deikha Tha..? . . Maa: Nai . . . Pathan: To Phir Ap Ne Mere Paida Hone K Baad Mujhe Pehchana Kaise…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

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