Entertainment; 4091 Jokes

set

If you like someone, set them free.

If they come back, it means nobody liked them.

Set them free again.

by @irha@ (last year!)
Pathan ny Medical Store

Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,

Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."

Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?

Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,

Dawa pe likha hai,

"Sugar Free"

Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)

by @irha@ (last year!)
machis ki tili

Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

2nd jalai, na jali.

3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)"

by @irha@ (last year!)
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhaira karna hai?

by @irha@ (last year!)
lady doctor

Lady Doctor Pathan se :

Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q

ghoortay ho?


Pathan :

Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,

"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p

by @irha@ (last year!)
Bus conductor

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

by @irha@ (last year!)
pathan

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

by @irha@ (last year!)
Jo cheez urti h

Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai

Aur

Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.

Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?


Pathan : Air hostess...:-p

by @irha@ (last year!)
Aawaz niche

Wikipedia: I know everything

Google: I have everything

Facebook: I know everybody

Internet: without me u r no body
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Electricity: Awaaz Niche.

by @irha@ (last year!)
exit

Definition of EX

EX means thanks for the EXperience

your time has EXpired

now EXit my life

by @irha@ (last year!)
Meezan

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. .

by @irha@ (last year!)
light

Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAz
Jaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy

(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)

by @irha@ (last year!)
fall in love

March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

The Human Brain is awesome

it functions 24 hours a day

from the day we are born

and only stops when

we are taking an exam

or

Fall in love

by @irha@ (last year!)
pakistan :P

In USA after rain,

the water disappears in 5 mins.

In Pakistan, afer rain,

the Road disappears in 5 mins.

by @irha@ (last year!)
pehchan

Pathan Apni Maa Sy: Ami Kya Ap ne Mujhe Paida Hone Sy Pehle Deikha Tha..? . . Maa: Nai . . . Pathan: To Phir Ap Ne Mere Paida Hone K Baad Mujhe Pehchana Kaise…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

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