Science; 70 Jokes

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,
Ab aage kya karna he ?????
China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj
kar rahe he,
Ab baaki par kese kare ?????
Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2
baje aayi thi ,
Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,
Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
NASA ne 4 Marathi babus

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus ko Chand pe bhejne ka
faisla kiya.
Magar Marathi babus adhe raste se hi vapis aa
gaye.
Marathi Babus said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand
to hoga hi nahi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai :
Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se
dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word
rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Atom to Policeman

Atom: I’d like to report a missing electron.

Policeman: Are you sure?

Atom: Yes, I’m positive!

Hahahaha...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Neutron in the Bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks,
“How much for a drink?”

The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
The name Bond

In the chemistry paper one student asked from another about the blank no 3.

the teacher was also standing there so he was trying to whisper but the other student cannot hear it clearly..

So he said loudly my father name is Bond and I guess the covalent was my Grandfather...
And the teacher said then you must be the covalent Bond ..
hahaha
:D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Question asked from Chemist

A student asked a question from his Chemistry teacher.. Sir where do you put dirty dishes?

The teacher replied: In the zinc

Hahaha =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Volcano to his wife

What did the volcano say to his wife?

I lava you so much!

hahaha =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Telescope

An astronomer was watching the sky from his
telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star
falls.
Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you
made!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is the Colour of Frequency?

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Height of Technical Thinking!

Height of Technical Thinking!

A Software Engineer Falling From The Roof Of A Building

And Shouting

F1 F1 F1, Instead Of Help, Help

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
physical relation

Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha”Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi” Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, “jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Height of physics:

Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..

Why..?

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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050

Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?

Pathan: "SORAKH"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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