Women; 639 Jokes

Barish

Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

by lescol (last year!)
Baby Dool

Girl :- Baby doll main s0ne di
Baby doll main sone di.
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Her mom :- Chal Fir safayi kar ghar ke k0ne
k0ne di.
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Wadi ayi baby Doll s0ne Di

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)
:p

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
car and women

Q: What do women and cars have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
mother

Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
no vacancy for ladies

1st men : aisa kon sa department hai jaha ladies ko bharti nahi kiya ja skta.
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2nd Men : fire brigade q k ladies ka kam aag lgana hota hai bujana nahi,
l.o.l

by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!)
She Is Hot!

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki ek Baba Jee se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen
ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi
shadi nahi karta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.
Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti
Kyun
Nahi?"
Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha,
"Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"
Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Qudrat Ne Aurat ko Haseen Banaya

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!
Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..
Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dont Follow 2 Type of Girls

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
Q K
Wo Tujko Kabhi Nai Milegi.
2-Jiske Pichhe Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Na Pati Wo Tumse Kia Pate Gi. ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai

Ek Shaitani Chudail Ne 60 Saal Ke Pati-Patni Se
Kaha.
Chudail: “Main Tum Dono Ki Ek-Ek Wish Poori Kar
Sakti Hoon”
Patni: “Main Apne Pati Ke Sath Saari Duniya
Ghumna Chahati Hoon”
Chudail Ne Chhadhi Ghumaai Aur 2 Tickets Aa
Gaye.
Phir Husband Se Puchha: “Tum
Bolo, Kya Chahate Ho?”
Pati: “Mujhe Apne Se 30 Saal Chhoti Wife Chahiye”
Chudail Ne Fir Chhadhi Ghumai Aur Husband Ko 90
Saal Ka Kar Diya.
Moral: Aadmi Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaahiye Ki Chudail
Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lady called Fire Brigad

Lady called Fire Brigad:Helo Mere Ghar Aag Lag gai He

Pthan Pani Dalo

Lady Dala pr Nai Bujhi

Pthan:to marjao hm konsa pepsi dalega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate
hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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