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Teacher to student

Extraordinarily Student Teacher:

"Do you know
Avogadro's Number" ??

pappu : "Avogadro Ladka Tha
Ya Ladki" ??
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.
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Teacher: "Ladka" .
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pappu : "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko
Ke Number Nahi Rakhta"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Sher ka pinjra

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aap murgi hai kya?

golu-madam aap murgi hai kya teacher- q golu -
aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kutta susu kerta hai

Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte
hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar
bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam
kutte ka aaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bakri se dor bhag rha tha

Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me
bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na
jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
hathi and choha

aik dafa aik hathi aik naddi ma naha rha tha,
k achanak kinary par choha aya aur hathi ko baher any ka ishara kia..
Hathi baher aya tau chohay ne kaha: "Bas theek hai ab tum wapis jao"
Hathi ne pocha: "ye kia baat huwi, mujhe bhulaya q tha?"

Choha bola: "ma sirf ye dekh rha tha k kahein tum mera neiker phen kar tau nhi naha rhy."

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
aik billi dosray se..

aik bili ne dosri bili se kaha yaar tum ankhein band kr k kabotar kion kha rhi ho..??

dosri bili: kal maine apne malik se wada kia tha ka kabhi kisi kabotar ki taraf daikhongi bhi nhi bas aisi lye ankhein band kr k hi kha rhi hon.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
do Bandar Kishti ma

do Bandar kishti ma sawaar thy,,
aik ne kaha:: "yar kishti dagmaga rhi hai, aisa na ho k doob jaye"

dosray ne jawab diya:: "doob jany do yaar waise bhi kambakht ne kiraya bht lya hai"
hahah

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Lab Rat to another

What did one lab rat say to the other?

“I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push that buzzer, he brings me a snack!”

HEHEHEHE =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Sher se samna

Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya Banta:
Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na
Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya
pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 kutra

GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe
the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush
h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek hathi

ek sharabi dosre se: ek hathi pool mein gir jay
to kaise nikle ga?
dosra: very simple wet ho kar nikle ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kutta admi jesa

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta
hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA
kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gaaye kitna dodh deti hai

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kutte mujh se dar ke

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse
dar k
bhag jate he
Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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