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Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 882 views
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Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
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Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
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Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
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Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
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Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
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Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D
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To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
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Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
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Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.
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