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Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 348 views
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