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Bewi ka AFFAIR

Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
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Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny bewi donu ko Mar dale
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Pistol apni Kanpati par lagayi owr bewi ko bola:
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Khush mat, ho agla number tera hai !

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
A Sardar ji was doing 'Study'

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
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Why????
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Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
Sardar ki Bewi inspector se

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
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Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
Sardar ko bar bar

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
Ek admi ne dozak mai

Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
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Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
Dada or dadi ne

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

by Pak101.com (3 days ago)
Use the word "beans"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

by Pak101.com (7 days ago)
Is Google male or female

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

by Pak101.com (7 days ago)
My friend thinks he is smart

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

by Pak101.com (7 days ago)
Fat cow give you

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Egg!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the Goat give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" -

by Pak101.com (7 days ago)
A farmer near a field

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

by Pak101.com (7 days ago)
2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui

2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

1st Pathan:
Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
Maar Ker Dikha..

2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
"Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

by Pak101.com (8 days ago)
Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna

Pathan's Girlfriend: Ab Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna,
Mujhy Tum Se Behter Larka Mil Gaya Hai..
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Pathan Roty Huwe:
Ye Tum Kiya Bol Rahi Ho? Ye Kya hua?
Kese hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua?
Kitni baar hua? Kahan Kahan hua?
Chalo jo ho gaya so ho gaya..!
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Shuker Hai Hum Ny Pehly Se Tayyari Ker Rakhi Thi..
Hum Tumhari Padosan Se Mila Tha,
Wo Tum Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (8 days ago)

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