Police; 227 Jokes

police ,pathan se

Police officer Pathan se :

Tum ham ko janta nahi hai, ham yahan ka

DSP hai.


Pathan : Tum DSP hai to ham M.W.P hai. Tameez se

baat kero warna acha nahi ho ga.


Police : Sorry sir! per ye M.W.P kiya hota hai????


Pathan : Mong Phali Wala...:-p


Happy Mong Phali Season

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
sardar

Sardar: Kon….? Police: Darwaza Kholo Kuch Baat Karni Ha Sardar: Tusi Kiny Bandy o…? Police: 3 Sardar: Tey Chawlo Apas wich Karlo Menu Zaror Tang Karna Jay…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Police

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Sto

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Store With A Shot Gun And Demanded All The Cash From The Cash Drawer. After The Cashier Put The Cash In A Bag, The Robber Saw A Bottle Of Scotch That He Wanted Behind The Counter On The Shelf. He Told The Cashier To Put It In The Bag As Well, But The Cashier Refused And Said "Because I Dont Believe You Are Over 21.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The Fi

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The First One Said, "I Hear Sirens. Jump!"The Second One Said, "But Were On The 13th Floor!"The First One Screamed Back, "This Is No Time To Be Superstitious. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

What Did The Police Officer Say To His S

What Did The Police Officer Say To His Stomach? Ive Got You Under A Vest.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

Warning To Shoplifters: Anyone Caught Sh

Warning To Shoplifters: Anyone Caught Shoplifting Will Be Beaten, Gagged, Whipped And Tortured. Any Survivors Will Be Prosecuted To The Full Extent Of The Law.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

What Nickname Did The Police Give To The

What Nickname Did The Police Give To The New Blonde Woman Police Officer? A Fair Cop.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

When I Saw You Driving Down The Road, I

When I Saw You Driving Down The Road, I Guessed 55 At Least. "Youre Wrong, Officer, Its Only My Hat That Makes Me Look That Old.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just L

Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just Lost My Wig. Police Officer: Certainly, Maam, Well Comb The Area.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

Why Do Iraqi Police Officers Walk In Thr

Why Do Iraqi Police Officers Walk In Threes? The First Knows How To Read, The Second Knows How To Write And The Third Is To Keep An Eye On The Two Intellectuals.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He Told The Driver Of His Limo That He Has The Sudden Urge To Drive. The Driver Was A Good Catholic Man, And Would Not Ever Dream Of Questioning The Popes Authority. So The Pope Sat At The Wheel, While His Driver Got In The Back. They Were Traveling Down The Road Doing Between 70 And 80 Mph, When A Policeman Happened To See Them.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

While Driving Down The Road The Motorist

While Driving Down The Road The Motorist Saw A Roadside Stand Which Had A Fortune Teller Sitting Under An Umbrella. She Was Just Sitting There Smiling And Laughing. The Motorist Passed On By And Went A Couple Of Miles On Down The Road. All Of A Sudden He Spun His Car Around And Sped Back Toward The Fortune Teller. As He Got Closer To The Still Laughing Fortune Teller He Began To Slow Down.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

When Mike Got Arrested, They Told Him, "

When Mike Got Arrested, They Told Him, "Anything You Say Will Be Held Against You. "Mike Said, "Claudia Schiffers Breasts.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

BUSH: Humary pass Britny Ju

BUSH:

Humary pass

Britny

Julie Robert

Anjelina Joli

sab ha!

Tumre pass

kya hay?

MANMOHN SINGH:

Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!

Bhej do sab k0

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

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