School and College; 1241 Jokes

TCHR- Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?

TCHR- Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?

SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
College ki girls ne strike ki.

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer

Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
school trip

DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son?
FRED: OK, Dad, but a crab bit my toe.

DAD: Which one?

FRED: Dunno. All crabs look alike to me.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teacher;Agar sache dil se

teacher;Agar sache dil se Rab' se dua ki jae to woh zaror pori hoti hai...!
Studendt'Rehne de Miss.....Agar aesa hota to aap meri Bewi hotien....!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha

Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!


Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha

Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!


Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height Of Student Talent:

Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher: U Just Got 5 Marks & Still U R Laughing..
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Student: I’m Wondering How I Got 5 Marks..
I Wrote only some Lyrics

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
After Examination

After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai

4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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