School and College; 1241 Jokes

student life

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Excitement in Examz!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Examiner taking practical of sardar

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao…

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey :-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
sardar Exam main betha

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Translate This Punjabi Sentence

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
College main perhta tha

Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
B.Com final year

Beautiful Girl
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Modren students

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked
first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed
suicide..!
What about you?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Having problem

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Why are you late?

Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?

PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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