Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure
Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 541 views
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