School and College; 1241 Jokes

A sardar for an exam

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it
read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE
FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Students and Their Favourite Songs...

SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...

TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...

MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...

SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...

GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...

ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....

EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...

RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...

PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...

FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
student life

Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
.
Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

1 bacha ghar se maar kha kar gusse mai School ja raha tha
Rastay mai kesi ne pocha: Beta parhtay ho?
.
Bacha: Nahi, Uniform pehn kar mujra karne jata hon

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
.
Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
.
Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy
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.
.
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Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia
.
Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
.
Beta: Maa parh raha hon
.
Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
.
Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
.
Madam: Who are you?
.
Kid: My Papa Speaking !!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
.
Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne
Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
exames

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
.
Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
taleem

TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
.
Khota 30.000 ka
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
sood

Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
.
Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
.
Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

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