School and College; 1241 Jokes

Teacher:”Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye

Teacher:”Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu:”Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti…:p :O :D :D

Teachar Shocked – Pappu Rocked..:D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : Which part of Human Body expends

Teacher : Which part of Human Body
expands to 10 times its normal size ??

Girl : I can’t answer. I Feel Shy. :P

Boy :- It’s Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher : Right !!

Then Teacher turns to the Girl :- You are not just Wrong, bt your Expectations are too High

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question Can Go Home!
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag?
Boy : Me!
I’m Going Home.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In an Engineering University during a math’s class

In an Engineering University during a math’s class:

Student:
Why do we have to learn this?

Teacher:
To save lives.

Student:
How does math save lives?

Teacher:
It keeps idiots like u out of medical college

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
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. Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya..
. Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. :P
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Pappu gusse se Bola:”or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Complete the sentence..

Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise……..”
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Student:
“This Man has no interest in his wife..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: “What’s something that you need

Difference … :p
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Teacher: “What’s something that you need,
That you can’t see or
feel.. ??
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Student in 2000:” Air..”
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Students 2013: “Wi-fi”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tution sir: abey gadhe , homework kyun nahi kiya.

Tution sir: abey gadhe , homework kyun nahi kiya.
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New age student: tameez se
baat kar sale,
customer se koi aise
baat karta hai kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height Of Student Talent

Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher:” U Just Got 5 Marks &
Still U R Laughing..
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Student:” I’m Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks..
I Wrote ‘Hooka Bar’ Lyrics

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : What comes after 69?

Teacher : What comes after 69?:|
Student : Mouthwash X_X
Teacher : Get out /:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Extraordinary Student

Extraordinary Student

Teacher: “Do you know Avogadro’s Number” ??
Student: “Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki” ??
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Teacher: “Ladka”
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Student: “Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Shagird: 100. Ustaad:
Nahain! 170 hote hain.

Shagird: Leakin hum ne to bachpun se sunna hai akkar bakkar bambe boo 80, 90 pora 100.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono aaj phir late aaye ho.
Ali: Sir mera ruppaeyya gum ho gya thaa.
Ustaad Bilawal se: Aut tum kyoun late aaye?
Bilawal: Sir main us kay rupaeyye pay pao rakh kay khara thaa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao

Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao.
Shagird: HIJKLMNO.
Ustaad: Kya? Yeh kya?
Shagird: Kul aap he nay to bataya thaa H to O water ka formula hota hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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