School and College; 1241 Jokes

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Techar to student

Techar to student

Tacher:chahe nusan de hai ya faida mand?
Student:agr free mil jae to faidamand aur agr pilani pare to bahut nusan de hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Students of college

How was your blind date ? " a college student
asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "
"He was the original owner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
After exams

Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to
scare
his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher . boys apko amir khan

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile, phansa leni
chahye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Write a note

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
So Ja Diploma So Ja

Ek Burhiya Bacchay Se:
So Ja Diploma So Ja
Parosan:
Aap Ne Isay Diploma Kyun Kaha?
Burhiya:
Meri Beti College Se Diploma Lenay Gayi Thi, Ye Le Kar Agai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher. main mun tor doungi

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ABCD

Boy:ABC.
Girl:Ha?
Boy:Always be careful!
Girl:And?
BoyEFG. Don't ever forget girl!
...Girl:Are you?
Boy:HI. Happy Inlove.
Girl:So?
Boy:JKLM. Just keep loving me.
Girl:So, how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ??
Boythinks) No other person quite reasonable shall
treat u very well except me, you'll zee!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher . usne suicide ker li.

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi
karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha,
doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Alphabet

One day a kid goes to the teacher and says
KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"
TEACHER: "Yes but first you have to say the
alphabet"
So He Says the alphabet.
KID: "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o _ q r s t u v w x
y z"
TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
KID: "Its Running down my leg miss"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sleeping student

Teacher: Why were you late?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too?!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Attention

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are
you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No teacher, I'm having trouble listening!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Skipping school

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football.
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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