School and College; 1241 Jokes

Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao

Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao, jis ko banaya to aadmi ne hai par wo wahan ja nahi sakta?


Student (bohot dair sochne ke baad): Ladies Toilet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada

Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar opens a new College

Sardar opens a new College.But Students are confused to take Admission.Coz College name :“Sardar Medical College of Engineering for Commerce & Arts” :):D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao

TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka SahiUse Hua Ho ….…......

SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICHNO ENTRY …. =P =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati

Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India kinadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…....

Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa’s son was filling an application form

Santa’s son was filling an application form.The form asked about”Mother Tongue”.

Son: Papa, main aithe ki likhna?

Santa: Likh puttar,”Very Long and Uncontrolled.”:D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar:'Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."

Sardar:'If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they. Un key mukhtalif naam rakhey huey they or kabhi sahee naam sey yaad nahi kertey they

Ek din woh apney professor dost key saath kaheen jaa rahey they to peechey sey kisi ney awaz lagai, “Oey tiddey…!”

Professor sahab ney apney dost ko kaha, “yeh aap ko tidda keh raha hey”

Dost bola, “ji nahi, yeh aap ko keh raha hey”

Professor sahab bohat eitamad sey boley, “Hargiz nahi, yeh aap hi ko keh raha hey, mujhey to yeh chohara kehtey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aorawaz bad me Q ati ha?

Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha
1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?

Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.

Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon... =P ;

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He

Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

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