School and College; 1241 Jokes

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
sardar: Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?

sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?
2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

2 sardar:
illegal ....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabi

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!..lolz..:P:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
What is the chemical formula 4 water?

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
CSS exam,

CSS exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo CSS k ques ka”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
After Examination

After Examination

1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai

4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola,

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola, "Ye hamaara principal bilkul Ulloo hae." 

Lakee bolee, "Tum jaantay ho, maen kawn hoon? Maen principal kee baitee hoon!!!" 

Larka bola, "Tum jaantee ho, maen kawn hoon?" 

Larkee bolee, "Naheen" 

Larka khooshee say bola. "Shukar hae yaar, jaan bach gaee"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do u know y boys go 2 college???

Do u know y boys go 2 college?????????becoz it says..... C-come , O-on , L-lets , L-love , E-each , G-girl , E-equally.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei??? 

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei??? 

Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!! 

Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen ''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........''''' 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. 

Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher-(to students) Who wants to

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner. 
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven? 

Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? 

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi. 

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. 

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
goun ka master

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta----- Bacho ye ,, M,, hy . M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa---- Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy?? aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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