School and College; 1241 Jokes

Discussing grades

A high-school student came home from school
seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're
all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
R U late?

Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gandhi ke bare main

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya
jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha,
Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke
yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
usne khud kushi ker li

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi
karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha,
doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher Joke

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow
is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
At once

TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English
language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the
first and last letters

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Homework

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so
they could study how the human brain worked

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One day in class

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn
to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She
noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having
trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said
the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody
went through and drew lines across all of the
pages."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
on the ist day at school

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten
teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the
bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked,
"How will that help?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

.
.
.
.

Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
2 mai se 2 minus krdo

Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pessenger

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

.
.
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
In bio practical

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar: I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai Admision Ho Gya

KAISE? Sports Basis Pe Na Yar
Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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