School and College; 1241 Jokes

Lady teacher

Lady Teacher:
Make 1 Sentnce In Vich
All Tenses Past, Presnt & Futre R Includ
Santa:
Sau Saal Phle Mjhe Tumse Pyar Tha
Aaj Bhi Hi Aur Kal Bi Rhega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Exam ki rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h

Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
College Watchman

Parents To A College Watchman:
Is This College Good..?

Watchman: Probably The Best
I Did My Engineering Here
&Got Immediate Placement

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
After Finishing Mbbs

After Finishing Mbbs
Sardar Starts His Practise!

He Checked His First
Patient’s Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch &Finally He Said Battery Ok

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Math teacher

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples
Among 6 People Equally?
Sardar:
Juice Bana K De Do Na

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dahi ki english btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?
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Sardar Sochne K Bad:
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,Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Admission fourm

A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.
SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me
Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR:
Likh De Puttar
“Very Long”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
School main master

School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola :
“Kami-Na”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The fourth grade teacher

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,

“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”

“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Medical college ki larkian

Medical College ki Larkiyan
Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia
engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?
Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college
ki bhi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
student

Tharki Teacher and Student

Teacher:
Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Woman

What Do We Learn From This?

Student:
We Should Stop Wasting Time In Studies
And Find A Woman

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student

Teacher:
“Al-Beruni” K Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Student Bahut Soch Kar Bola:
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Al-Andruni

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
students

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Ma’am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti H

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

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Santa went to temple

Biwi nind me jor se

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Sardar

Kisi Maa Nay Ajj Tak

Bv bemar thi

Do u know English??

teacher to pathan

Ek din Santa ne apni premika..

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