School and College; 1241 Jokes

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-DekhaMaine Kaha Tha NaLine Marti Hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?

Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!


Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis

Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?

Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
teacher: Hey Stand up tell me

Height of good luck
teacher: Hey Stand up tell me two pronouns
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Student: who Me
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Teacher: very good sit down

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai
Pathan: Main ne

yahooo

Chutti
Teacher shocked

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher
can kids of our age have kids

Teacher replied ” NO Never

Boy said to girl
see i told you not to worry

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha

Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha

Pathan: Nahi pata

Teacher: stupid Qaid-e-Azam peda howe thay. ab ye batao k 1880 may kya howa tha

Pathan: thora sochne k bad Qaid.e.Azam 4 saal k howe the…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Beta is bar exam may pas ho

Baap: Beta is bar exam may pas ho fail bike zaror dilaonga..

Larka: khush ho k konsi abbu

Baap: Pas howa tu HONDA 70 collage jane k lie. Aor fail howa tu YAMAHA 100 doodh pechne k lie

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kiun chamkti he

Teacher:
Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli
kiun chamkti he,
Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky
k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell Crocodile?

Pappu: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong

Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”

Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”

Pappu: I Is

Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, “I am”

Pappu: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?


Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

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