Search Results for 'agar'

Master To Pinku

Master to pinku - beta agar do mein se do gye to
kitne

rhe? Pinku- samjh mein nhi aya
master g. Master-beta tumare pas
2roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali, tumare pas kya bacha? Pinku-sabji.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
biwi ki soch

Biwi Ki Soch Mian BV Apny Kamry Mein Khamosh Bethy Thy

BV Ki Soch: Kiu Ye Mujh Se Bat Nhi Kr Rhy? Kiya Ye Dosri Shadi K Bary Mein Soch Rhy Hein? Kiya Ye Kisi Aur Ko Chahty Hein? Kiya Mein Moti Ho Gai Hn?

Shohar Ki Soch: Agar Is Se Bat Ki To Kahin Paisy Hi Na Mang Le ..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
soch ko salam

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare .

. Khud uthkar apne hath se . . .
Pani pee lein!!

Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kiss Problem

Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?

Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?

Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naswar Ka Dukan

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mirgi Ke Daure Ka Ilaaz

Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Teacher: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ka Attack Ho To Usko Lambe Samaye Tak Kiss Karo, Wo Theek Ho Jayegi

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

Pappu: Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Doctor Film Banane Start Kar Di To Film Ka Nam Hoga

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pagal banaya apne
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai In Operation Theatre

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhagwaan Ko Blackmail

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.

Bachha: Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do

Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua

To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya

Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.

Bachha: Agar Bacha Chahiye To Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Socho Ke

Socho ki aap fridge ke samne baathe ho, what will u think?
A-cool inside & fool outside.

Q-sochie ki aap computer ke samne bathe hai, what will u think?
A-intel inside & mental outside.

Q-agar aap doctor ke pas gai toh aap kya sochenge?
A-dental inside & gentle outside.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Papa Aur Cricket

Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain?


Papa: Beta, Ussay Umpire Bana Dete Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hint Do Lalooji

Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumhari.

Rabri: Laloo Ji, Koi hint do na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pagal Ho Jaunga

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)