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speak in english

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo

Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo Dikhatey Huye:

"Jub Tum Baray Ho Jao Ge Tou Herat Se Photo Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge Ke:

Yeh Nida Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gai.
...
Yeh Sana Hai Jo Londan Chali Gai.

Yeh Pappu Hai Jo Wahin ka Wahin Hai".

Pappu Jal Kar Bola:

"Aur Yeh Humari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher. Class Ka Group

Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo Dikhatey Huye:

"Jub Tum Baray Ho Jao Ge Tou Herat Se Photo Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge Ke:

Yeh Nida Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gai.
...
Yeh Sana Hai Jo Londan Chali Gai.

Yeh Pappu Hai Jo Wahin ka Wahin Hai".

Pappu Jal Kar Bola:

"Aur Yeh Humari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gazab Ki English

Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Bhagi-Bhagi Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai.

Aurat: “Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai”

Doctor: “I Can’t Understand Please Speak In English”

Aurat: “My Londa Is Gironda From Hero Honda“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath

1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya,

Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi:

"Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K:
... Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi,
Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi,
Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai"

Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola:
"Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady to Doctor

Lady to Doctor:

Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.

Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.

Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Very Funny Girl ek beautiful

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Very Funny Girl

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady to Doctor

Lady to Doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai.

Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English.

Lady: my londa is gironda from HERO HONDA. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR

A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA.
DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH.
WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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