Search Results for 'Haathi'
Teacher: Ek Tota Haathi K Uper Betha Aur
Haathi Mar Gaya..
Prove How is This Possible.??
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Pathan:
Pehly Haathi Ka Naam Tota Rakho Aur
Totay Ka Naam Hathi,,
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Then This Is Possible.. ;-) ;-p
Pathan Can Prove Anything :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baat Hamexxha Yaaad Rakhnaah Ajkaal 2
Cheeze Seerf Kixmaat Waaloun Koh Miltee H-
1.Jangal M Ghumta Huwa White Haathi
&
2.Without Affair’x Walaa Jeevaan Saathi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sir: Kaunsa bird sabse se Tez udtha hai?
Boy: Haathi. Sir: Nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy: woh ......... ka unit incharge hai
Sir: Shaabaash
haathi
Sahi jawab
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui, Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai, Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sir: Kaunsa bird sabse se Tez udtha hai???
Boy: Haathi. Sir: Nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai??
Boy: woh Shooter hai Daawod gang mei….
Sir: Shaabaash ! haathi !Sahi jawab
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,
Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai,
Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa:-banta tum kyon ro rahe ho?
Banta:-dekho ye haathi mar gaya.
Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.
Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha
wahan aaya aur bola.
Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho
Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.
Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho
Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.
Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.
Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?
Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha
Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?”
Ladka: “Hathi”
Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Boli.
Madam: “Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?”
Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mumbai Ke Don Hai”
Madam: “Shaabash, Haathi Sahi Jawab Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Woh kya cheez hai jo haathi
jitni badi hai magar uska
wazan kuch nahi hota.? .
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nhi pata ??
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Ans: Haathi ka saya............. :p lolz
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Haathi Chuntiyo k Swimming Pool Mei Ja Gira
To Saari Chuintiya Baahir Nikal Aayi
1 Chuinti Haathi ki Peeth Pr Charh Gai
To Doosri Boli..
Dooba De Saaley ko
Larkiyo ko Chherta Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!
dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?
Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,
Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)