Socho Ke

Socho ki aap fridge ke samne baathe ho, what will u think?
A-cool inside & fool outside.

Q-sochie ki aap computer ke samne bathe hai, what will u think?
A-intel inside & mental outside.

Q-agar aap doctor ke pas gai toh aap kya sochenge?
A-dental inside & gentle outside.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 659 views
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