Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain?


Papa: Beta, Ussay Umpire Bana Dete Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views

Makhlooq ko mat Tang

Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Titanic doba tha ya jala tha

A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,

Sardar:Who r u?

Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)

Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

What do you like in me ??

A Girl asks boy:
What do you like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls
having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your beautiful eyes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal

Ek Bus Mein Ek Jawan Madam Khadi Thi,
Ek Bachhe Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola
Bachha: “Mam, Aap Meri Jagah Pe Baith Jaye”
Teacher Ne Ye Sunkar Use Zor Se Ek Thappad
Lagaya,
Bachcha: “Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj
Kal”
Bacha Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Mein
Beth Gaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)