Search Results for 'Politics'
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
by lescol (few years ago!)
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that.s out always looks the best.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being GOVERNED
by those who are dumber.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that.s out always looks the best.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being GOVERNED
by those who are dumber.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h?
.
Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Manlo,
.
Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Manlo.
.
Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR" Manlo
.
Tum Desh Ki Janta.
.
Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Manlo.
.
Son:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi dady...
.
Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Mein bharastachar kar Raha Tha.
SARKAR So Rahi Thi,
JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi or
DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)