Holiday; 20 Jokes
Techr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti.!
Pathan ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.
Techr:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?
Pathan: Main ne
yaa hooo!!!! Chutti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de Baaho
mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai iss dil mein itna dard,
ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar
me hoon...
Yeh Saturday kab aayega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li
hai.kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,bacheki
bimari.ab kya hai?
karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.
He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.
"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."
"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."
He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"
"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town.
When the children returned to school a few days
later, one grade school teacher asked her students
whether they had used the time away from school
constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just
prayed for more snow."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say:
Tum Kis Din Paida Howay?
Dosra Pagal:Itwar Ko.
Pehla Pagal:
Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho
Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay
Ha Ha
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mum, I need a ladder for school.
Why?
Our teacher said we were going on a climbing holiday.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ye Keh Kar Mere Dushman Bhi Mujhe Mere Haal Pe Chhod Gaye Ki Aye Fursat,
Teri Girlfriend Hi Kafi Hai, Tujhe Satane Ke Liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A conductor Kicked a Lady out of bus Police took him to jail and gave him an Electric Shock it had no effect on him
Why??
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Because he was a BAD CONDUCTOR
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1pagal nay 1samjhdar say sawal kia,
Pagal-mombate jale to kya hota hai?
Samajhdar-Roshni,
Pagal-thapad mar kar bol gadhay mom zaya hoti hai,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A fact which all ageers..
Kya Apko Pata He Swatantrata Divas Kab Aata He?
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Jab Gharwali Maayke jati hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: teen kyu?
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavira and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say:
Tum Kis Din Paida Howay?
Dosra Pagal: Itwar Ko.
Pehla Pagal: Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)