Munna Bhai In Operation Theatre

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 675 views
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