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Dispossible

Actor Meera Apna Result Card Dekh Ker:

"Oh Me Fail Ho Gai,
Wo Bhi English Me.
Dispossible."...;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)
She is kidding

She is kidding

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this Question was asked from
Meera 2 translate it in urdu
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Meera Answers


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Wo Bachay de rahi hai :-D :-P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pakistani Heroin

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!

Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!

Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!

Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!

Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!

Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza ! !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mother light jala lo

Nokrani: Light chali gai hai
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Meera: tu Mother Light jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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Meera: uff u paindos i mean Mom-Bati….! :P :P Buhahhaha :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pakistani Actresses

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!

Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!

Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!

Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!

Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!

Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
train ka name

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe
hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:
Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!
Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!
Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!
Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!
Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!
Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!
Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!
Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7
afraad ko saza!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favorite Dish & Drink?

Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favorite Dish & Drink?
MEERA: Mother Of Potato & one Leg Mango Juice
Reporter: Main Samjha Nahi!?

MEERA: Oh My God! You Pendu’s, Ek To Tum Peoples Ko English Nahi Aati. Main Ne Kaha Mujhe
Aaloo Keema aur Langray Aam Ka Juice Pasand Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
train names

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin: Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!! Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!! Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!! Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!! Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!! Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!! Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
urdu english

Raat k 3 bjy Meera apne boyfriend se,
“Flying my sleeping, u r yourself sleeping?”
Boyfriend: Matlab?
Meera: Meri neendien ura k tm khud so rhe ho?

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai

Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai
K Ap Cigarette Piti Hain?

Meera: O Myyy Gaaad,

... Ap Ne Bilkul Ghalat Suna Hai,

I Don't Drink Cigarette.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meera to shopkeeper

Meera to shopkeeper: Mjhe calculator chahiye...

Shopkeeper: CASIO?
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Meera: Main theek hun, ap sunain!:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
meera ki english

Party mein uss waqt sannatta chha gaya
jab Meera ne kaha
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"Waiter mere drink mein snow daal do"

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha

TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha sunao..?

STUDENT:- ganga ji k ghat pe ghatna ghati gambheer, Raheem le gayo Meera ki Pappi fas gaye sant Kabeer...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon

Film Actress Meera Yesterday screamed in an interview:

"Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon to Mera Baap Marr Jaaye".

The City District Government of Lahore has reported that 26 Men from
various parts of Lahore simultaneously suffered a Heart Attack last night.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistani Heroin

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!

Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!

Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!

Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!

Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!

Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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