Search Results for 'agar'
Rramu:Explain the word "Automatically"
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
nahin pata?
Raju:
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi.
to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh raha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar (beta se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.
Result wale din Sardar: Kiya hua?
Beta: Bas "Sardar ji" kuch naa pucho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: Agar Coconut tree par char kar deewar ke us paar dekho to Engineering College ki larkiyan dikh jayen gi?
Pathan: Haan yaara! Aur agar tu haath chor de to Medical College ki larkiyan bhi dikh jayen gi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.
Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.
Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi jati.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k din baad sohar ne bhi suicide kar li,
magar SAAS chup aur zinda rahi.
Kiyu?
“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Rammu to his brother: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao
jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ustaad shagird se agar tum ne kal tak fees jaman na karwai to main tum ko parche main bethane nahi dun ga. Shagird masomiat se koi baat nahi sir main khare ho kar paper de dun ga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,
Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,
Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,
Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,
Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Customer To Clerk: “Agar Main Aaj Check Deposit Karta Hoon, To Kitne Din Mein Clear Hoga?”
Clerk: “Sir, 3 Din To Lagenge”
Customer: “Dono Bank Aamne Saamne Hi Hai, Phir Itne Din Kyun Lagenge?”
Clerk: “Sir, Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai, Socho Agar Aap Shamshaan Ke Bahar Mar Jaate Hai To Aapko Ghar Leke Jayenge Ya Wahin Jala Denge?”
Customer Faints…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)