Search Results for 'agar'
GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai
BF: Agar Pakdi Gai To?
GF: Apka Number “Battery Low” Nam Se Save Hai, Jab Bhi Apka Phone Ata He Maa Kahti He Charge Kar Le Beta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar
Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR
Me............. .!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tajmahal ko dekh ke bola Shahajahan ka pota,
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Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota
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agar Daddu aashiq na hota..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI:
WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera
gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?
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Husbnd - MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
"AAHAT" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS
Agar "Husband BHAGWAN saman hota hai"
toh..
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"BOY FRIEND bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA mana hi ja sakta hai "!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki: Maa mai Shadi Nhi
KarunGi Or
Agar Zabardasti Tum Ne Meri
Shadi
Ki To Ghar Se Bhag JaunGi..
Maa Rote Hue Boli Beti MaiNe
Bhag
K Tere papa K Sath Shadi Ki
Teri Masi Or Behen Ne B Bhag
K
Shadi Ki
Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath
Aur
Tera
Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bhag
Gya
Teri bua Sabzi Wale K Sath Or
Couzin Doodh Wale K Sath
Bhag Gai
Tera Baap 2 Bar Padosan K
Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai
Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To
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Humare khandan ki izzat ka
kya
hoga :'( :'(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj mere pass
Mobile hy
Number hy
Charger hy
Battery hy
Balance hy
Tumhare pass kiya hy?
Hy koi msg?
To bhej do
Agar nahi to
Mobile bech do.
by imran (few years ago!)
Wife-Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...
Muze Dar Lag Raha Hai..!
Santa-Agar Tuze Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai..
To Meri Tarah Aankhe Band Karle..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...
Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-
bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?
Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...
Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?
Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...
Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
School bus mein driver k peeche
baitha baccha khud se baatein kar raha tha.!
"Agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota
to mai ek chota hathi hota...
hahaha.."
"Agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
mai 1 chira hota...
hahaha."
"Agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
mai chota sher hota...
Hahaha."
Driver ko ghussa aa gaya
aur bola:-
"agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kya hota??"
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Baccha:- phir mai bus driver hota..! :D :P :O
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me Bhi Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjho...
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Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)