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2 Friends Jungle Main

2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay,
Achanak SHER Agaya.
1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha…
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha…..:O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Whats the difference between Women & Books ?

Q- Whats the difference between Women & Books?

A- Books can be Understood.

Q- Why can't Women Drive well?

A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Q- Why can't Women stand a day in Jungle?

A- No Shopping Centers!

Q- How to save a Dying Woman?

A- Tell her about a 90% Sale some where!

Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

A- Who Cares, just Enjoy the Day..!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha

2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay,
Achanak SHER Agaya.
1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha…
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha…..:O :P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Zubaida apa ke totke

Aik dafa do dost jungle main ja rahe the ke sher a gya ailk to darakht pr charh gya dosra lait gya or saans rok lia ye daikh kr shair us ke pass aya or kaan main kahan yahan zubaida apa ke totke nahi chalte

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair
( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or
bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 jungle main

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa
jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga
Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le
rae o…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
?2 sardar or unki 1 sister jungle se ja rhe the

?2 sardar or unki 1 sister jungle se ja rhe the Itne
me daku ka kafila aya aur unki behen ko utha k le
gya
Sardr-Aj didi na hoti to hamare sare paise lut jate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police:tmne ye boardnai parha k

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board
nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy
Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli
mar k dekhlo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Larka Ek Larki

Ek Larka Ek Larki
Aha Aha

Adhi Raat Ko
Oho Oho

Jungle Main
Wah Wah

Jhari K Peichay
Ouii

Sab Say Chup K
UFF

DABA DABA K
Aha Aha

Mango Kah Rahey They
Hahahahhah

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 African Apni Famly K Sath

1 African Apni Famly K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha,
1 Din Usy Jungle Se 1 Shesha Mila,
Wo Smjha K Us K Bap Ki Tsweer Hy,
Wo Ussy Apny Ghar Ly Gya Or Us

Se Roz Batain Krta Tha,
Uski Bivi Ko Shak Hua,
Aik Din Shohar Ki Gair Mojodgi Me Us Ne

Shisha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kr Boli,
Acha To Ye Hy Wo Kalmooi Jis Se Mera

Shohar Roz Batein Krta Hy,
Us Ne Shisha Apny Saas Ko Dikhaya To Saas Boli,
“Churail Ki Umar Dekho Or Is K Kartoot Dekho…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were
eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.
Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat
MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand
MANIKCHAND

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Draving a jeep

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle
Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?
Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)