Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumhari.

Rabri: Laloo Ji, Koi hint do na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 784 views

sab tumhari tarah

1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
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1 larka samnay se aaya,
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Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
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Larka side pe ho gaya,
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Larki chali gai,
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Moral:
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Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Height of Technical Overdose:

Height of Technical Overdose:

A computer student falling from the roof of a building n shouting:

F1 F1 F1

instead of

help-help-help! :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao.

Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .

wife:kyun. . . . ?

Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha

sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)