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A Sardar ji was doing 'Study'

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
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Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Friend: Sardar Ji Tum ne apni Bewi ko talaq kion de di?
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Sardar: Yar asal mai uska character boht kharab tha.
Shadi mujh se ki thi owr bachay Bagwaan se mang rahi thi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar



Sardar ky duno kaan jal gaye thay

Doctor: Sardar Ji Apky kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: O jee, mai kapray Estri ka raha tha, ke ki Call agayi, mai jaldi mai Phone ki Jagah Estri Kaan ko laga li
Doctor: Dosra kaan kaisy jal gia?
Sardar: Phir Ambulance ko bhi call karni thi na!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar


A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji..!!

What does sardar ji do,after making photo coppies??

He compares them with the originals to check the spelling mistakes.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
TERI BHABHI SE

ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha.

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,"kis se bat kr rhe ho?"sab bolte hein......
"TERI BHABHI SE"..........

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shurukiya hai:

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru
kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.
A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana
hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala
dabye ..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Sardar Ji and Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise
chalega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha



Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?

2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?

4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?

Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
3 din ki mohlat

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye
aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur
Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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