Search Results for 'Election'

saal ke kitny mosam

Sir:
saal ke kitny mosam hen

Bcha:
4

Sir:
konse

Bcha:
1. Hartal or
Dharna

2. Double sawari, Mobile or CNG band

3. Dhamaka

4. Election.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
selection

Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation….
Father Asked who is she….
Son replied.
My Campus selection..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Public to Santa

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?

Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Public to Santa

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai.

Use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?

Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do.

Agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Student: Sir 4 Mausam.

Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?

Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya is martaba abbu election

Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Public to Santa:

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa Ji Election Mai

Beta: Kya is Baar Papa Election Main Kharre Ho Rahe Hain?

Maa: Wo Mere Saamne To Khade Ho Nahi Sakte.

Election Mai Kya Kharre Honge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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