Search Results for 'agar'

Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha.
Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi

Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha:
O yara tum ro mat,"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
boss to worker

Memon Boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie
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5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hun,
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Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
computer war

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
hansne ki aawaz

Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.

Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
agar kabhi neend na aaye

Santa:-agar kabhi neend na aaye to kya karna chahiye.

Banta:-are neend ka intzaar karne se to achcha hai ki so hijana chahiye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Ek Ladka: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arey Paagal Sabko Maar Dalega Kya?

Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon
Se Puchne Lagi.

Madam: "Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh
De To Tum Kya Karoge?"

Pappu: 'Ek, Do Minute Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To

Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW

A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?

Sardar:Me kanta badal donga

Officer:Agar na badal sako?

Sardar:Me Red signal donga

Officer:Light na ho to?

Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga

Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?

Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa

Officer:Kyun?

Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya

Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,

Wahaan Pagalon Ka Checkup Karte Hue Usne Ek Pagal Ko Dekha Jo Chup Chaap Baitha Tha

Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha
Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?

Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,

Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,

Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Hua Jo Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Aur Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja,

Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur

Doctor Cheekhte Hue: Abey Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?

Husband; Dhakkaa...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
oye agar neend na aaye to

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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