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Jatt. tumhe rajput kon kehta hai

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi?

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”

Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”

Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi?

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.

Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”

Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”

Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”

Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Mam-Hanuman kiska chora tha?

In HARYANA:Mam-Hanuman kiska chora tha?
Stdnt-Jaat ka
Mam-Wo kaise?
Stdnt-Uske kaam jatto aale the,ladai kise ki thi, lugai kise ki, pucchad apni fukwai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No if no but sirf jatt

JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri. Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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