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Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."
The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi Shaadi Kyon Karta Hai ?????
Takee Wo Marne Ke Bad Agar Swarg Jaye Tho Acha Feel Kare Aur
Agar Nark Jaye Tho homely Feel Kare.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.
Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”
Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche
Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”
Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein
Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”
Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon Se Puchne Lagi.
Madam: “Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh De To Tum Kya Karoge?”
Pappu: “Ek, Do Minute
Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?
1. Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam
2. Kaho Na Bukhar Hai.
3. T.B No.1.
4. Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
5. Kal Patient Ho Na Ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Polutry Farm Tha, Par Kuch Time Se Usko Business Mein Loss Chal Raha Tha.
Ek Din Vo Hath Mein Bandook Pakad Ke Sari Murgiyo Ko Ikatha Karke Bola
Santa: “Kal Agar Tum Sab Murgiyo Ne Do Do Ande Na Diye To, Main Tum Sabko Goli Se Uda Dunga”
Agle Din Usne Dekha Ki Sab Murgiyo Ne Do-Do Ande Diye Hai, Par Ek Ne Sirf Ek Hi Anda Diya Hai”
Santa Ne Bandook Uski Taraf Kari Aur Bola: “Bata Sirf Tune Hi Ek Anda Kyu Diya Hai”
Murgi Mari Si Awaj Mein Boli: “Sir Ye Ek Anda Bhi Maine Aapke Dar Ki Wahaj Se Diya Hai, Warna Main To Murga Hun“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola
Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”
Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”
Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Budhu, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bahut Hi Pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi
Madam: “Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai”
Pappu Ye Sun Kar Huste Hue
Bola: “Mam, Agar Aisa Hota To Ab Tak Aap Class Ke 30 Bachho Ke Sath Na Jane Kitni Bar Suhagrat Mana Chuki Hoti“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek dost ne dosre se poocha .. yaar maine suna hai k jannat me humko hamari har pasandeeda chaze di jayengi. Dosre ne kaha.. Haaan phir pehlene pucha.. yaar mujhe ciggrette bahut pasand hai kya mujhe jannat me ciggrette mile ga..? Dosre ne kaha.. Haan milega magar ciggrette jalane keliye JAHANNUM jana padega.
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Teen Bomb Mile, Police Ko Dene Chala.
Banta Santa Se Puchne Laga: “Agar Koi Bomb Raste Mein Fat Gaya To?”
Santa: “Jhuth Bole Denge Ke Do Hi Mile The“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Na Padne Ki Wajah Se Ek Din Santa Ne Pappu Ko Dant Te Hue Bola
Santa: “Agar Tu Is Bar Fail Ho Gaya To Mujhe Dad Mat Bulaiyo”
Kuch Din Bad Jab Pappu Ka
Result Aya To Vo Report Card Leke Ghar Aaya
Santa: “Kya Raha Result?”
Pappu: “Chhod Yaar Suresh, Mat Puchh“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Gareeb Aashiq Ki Apni Premika Pe Likhi Gayi Ek Shayari
Main Aur Meri Tanhayi Aksar Ye Baatein Karte Hai,
Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota,
Aur Agar,
Tum Na Hoti To Mere Pass Paisa Hota.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha
Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”
Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”
Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)